AMERICAN ROAD CYCLING
HUMP SPRING OPENER 04/07/2007
Why we call Kevin Haley "Shithead"
![Kevin Haley, and why we call him Shithead.](../../images/KevinHaleySoloBreak.jpg)
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Hover over Bianchi.
![Oh, jeez. SlingShot's here again!?](../../images/HumpOpener2007/bigbianchi.jpg)
Big Bianchi, some other club's President.
![Dad, please pull that hand back and return it holding the car keys.](../../images/HumpOpener2007/toeclip.jpg)
Toe Clip Guy accepting
the desperate hand of SlingShot,
who is begging for a pull.
![Shit, SlingShot. I'm not going to have to get off my bike to read that, am I?](../../images/HumpOpener2007/brandnewbruce.jpg)
Brand New Bruce receiving
photo and print-out
of his
T-Shirt presentation.
As a general rule, fast riders
don't have computers, which
explains why they're fast.
![It's Easter. Bet I can beat you to that egg over there.](../../images/HumpOpener2007/dansullivan.jpg)
Dangerous Dan (Sperm Boy)
Looks a little limp, wouldn't you say?
![](../../images/HumpOpener2007/dougallen.jpg)
General G Douglas Allen
![](../../images/HumpOpener2007/georgeshoe.jpg)
Twin George, having noticed the Black Widow
is not riding today, checks to see where
he stepped in shit.
![Maybe if I smile, they won't make this photo look like something it's not.](../../images/HumpOpener2007/joshPlus.jpg)
Josh and Ryan... No, they're not.
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
![](../../images/HumpOpener2007/nucleardan.jpg)
Nuclear Dan under the manic spell of an approaching ride.
![](../../images/HumpOpener2007/palettman.jpg)
Palletman
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THEN THERE WAS THE POST HUMP
(a few hours later)
![](../../images/HumpOpener2007/HumbertoSlim.jpg)
Humberto Cavalheiro, less Turtle Boyish and very soon after
the famous
Kevin, Heather, Humberto
Hump sighting.
![](../../images/HumpOpener2007/PaulHelmet.jpg)
Paul Latrine in his old Garage Boy garage,
long after his competitors
ceased finding it amusing.
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