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Members Mail Answered
Date:
03/13/2006
From: Big Bianchi
Subject: Poem exhibiting the utmost respect for
SlingShot
Original Submittal:
Ode To Slingshot
You make us laugh, you make us smile
But we all know you've never pulled for more than a mile
You say that you have been in Florida training and are ready to take
on the Palletman
Sounds more like Mary must have hit you in the head with a mallet
man
You don't stand a chance
Not even with Little Lance
So you might as well stay in Florida with the gators and toads
And all those hills that back here we just call roads
As for me and Mama Bianchi
We'll be waiting for you at the top of Ridgebury
Bring it on Slingshot President of the other bike club
Lord of the draft , Sultan of the slipstream
American Road Cycling Response:
Well, pretty good. This does point out two things.
For one, the Chatter Box closes up all paragraph and line breaks.
That's just a fact of life. Technically, that is because the Sql
Server database doesn't know anything about HTML markup, nor does
the C# ASP.NET translation to HTML understand much of what it
finds in the Sql Server database, so get used to it. Bill Gates
already has all your money and ain't about to fix it. Probably
some people's browsers are breaking up the lines in their own
anyway, despite SlingShot getting rid of the inner table and a
block quote marker for this page. Well, that's why god made pdf.
SlingShot is also glad somebody pointed out
the misconception that he is "President" of some other bike club.
Actually, SlingShot is but one of the Presidents of a club
in which each and every one of the membership assumes full
responsibility for their own actions, and therefore the actions of
the club itself. He has absolutely no respect whatsoever for clubs
which can afford only one President, only to blame them for
everything that happens to the club after they hire them.
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